TRIGGER WARNING: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT/DRUG USE 18+

A laugh-out-loud, cringe-worthy chronicle of one woman’s wild ride through the dating world when booze, boldness and poor judgment collide. Part of the memoir-style collection Adventures in Online Dating: True Stories from the Shallow End of the Dating Pool, this piece pulls no punches—revealing the hilarity, the desperation, the awkward kisses and the misguided moves that come when you’re swiping, matching, partying … and hoping something sticks. With raw honesty, absurd setups, and a brutally funny voice, it highlights what it really means to meet someone “online,” show up in real life, and somehow survive the mounting chaos.

Perfect for readers who’ve ever swiped right, taken a drink too many, or wondered “What the heck was I thinking?” Prepare for frank talk, sexual candidness, and a story that doesn’t shy away from the nuts-and-bolts of grown-up misadventures.