Something That Is Red

When football glory meets secret-agent chaos, saving the girl hits a whole new league.

In this outrageous, fast-paced parody, NFL star Travis Kelce’s game-winning touchdown is just the beginning. Moments after clinching the AFC Championship, he’s tapped by the Pentagon for a top-secret mission: rescue America’s sweetheart, Taylor Swift, who’s been kidnapped mid-concert by the villainous Nebula Nefarious and her sleazy sidekick.

Armed with a B-2 Spirit bomber, a friendship bracelet, and a smile that could melt steel, Agent Kelce rockets from the 50-yard line to the front lines of pop-culture espionage. What follows is a wild ride of explosions, one-liners, and high-heeled combat—all leading to the most unexpected duet in classified history.

A satirical mash-up of action, romance, and celebrity absurdity, “Operation Red Rose” is a touchdown for anyone who loves fast laughs, sharp parody, and a story that refuses to take itself seriously.