“Just Remember, You Knocked on My Door”

A hilarious, true-to-life story of suburban warfare, midlife meltdowns, and one woman’s refusal to be bullied on her own front porch. When a decades-long neighbor feud explodes over something as petty as curb space, things escalate fast — from insults and screaming matches to one-legged showdowns in the street. Told with biting wit, raw honesty, and a touch of absurd heroism, this tale reminds us that sometimes standing your ground means facing the Sandys and Bobs of the world head-on… in your pajamas.

Perfect for fans of real-life comedy, neighborhood chaos, and stories that make you say, “Oh, I’ve had that neighbor.”