From Adventures in Online Dating: True Stories from the Shallow End of the Dating Pool

A razor-sharp, brutally funny slice of modern dating gone sideways. “Vette Regret” captures one man’s shallow confessions and misguided bravado, unraveling into something far more revealing than he intends. With biting realism and a dark comic edge, this chapter peels back the glossy veneer of online dating—the cars, the ego, the entitlement—and exposes the insecurity humming underneath it all.

Told with the wit and raw honesty that define Adventures in Online Dating, this story reads like a cautionary tale from the shallow end of the human condition: fast, loud, and heartbreakingly familiar.

Perfect for readers who crave stories that are equal parts hilarious, unsettling, and true enough to sting.