Color Away Your Rage... Or At Least Try To

30 Pages for Unhinged Adults with Bad Tempers & Latent Repressed Rage to Color

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ZEN MODE? MORE LIKE F*CK OFF MODE: A Sarcastic Coloring Book for the Perpetually Pissed Off
Adult Coloring Book with Sweary Affirmations and Dark Humor

Tired of "Just Breathe"? Try "Just Color"

Tired of hearing "just breathe" while your blood pressure skyrockets? Sick of pretending you have your shit together when you're one email away from losing it? Well, congratulations—you've found your new therapy.

Zen Mode? More Like Fck Off Mode* is the ultimate sarcastic coloring book designed for those of us who embrace our rage with a splash of humor. This isn't your grandmother's meditation guide. It's a judgment-free zone where anger, frustration, and profanity meet creative expression.

Finally, A Coloring Book That Gets Your Rage

Packed with snarky, unapologetic affirmations like "Coloring My Way Through Life's Endless Bullshit" and "I'm Fine... Until I'm Not," this book is here to help you release all that pent-up frustration—one colorful curse word at a time. Whether you're dealing with annoying coworkers, never-ending to-do lists, or just existing in general, these pages give you the creative outlet you need to unwind (or at least try to).

What's Inside This Sweary Coloring Book:

🖍️ 30 pages of sarcastic affirmations - Sweary, unapologetic, and brutally honest
😤 Stress-relieving designs - Take out your aggression with colored pencils
💬 Profanity-filled prompts - Real talk for real frustration
😈 Dark humor illustrations - Designs that match your mood
🔥 Rage-friendly pages - Permission to be angry and creative
💪 Empowering curse words - Affirmations that actually make sense
🎨 Creative catharsis - Channel frustration into art
🤦 Relatable chaos - Designs capturing life's annoying moments
😂 Laugh-out-loud pages - Find humor in your rage
✏️ Coloring as therapy - Healthier than your other coping mechanisms
🍷 Drink-pairing suggestions - Implicit recommendations for strong beverages
⚠️ Zero judgment zone - Be as angry as you need to be

Affirmations Include:

🔥 "Coloring My Way Through Life's Endless Bullshit"
🔥 "I'm Fine... Until I'm Not"
🔥 "Zen Mode? More Like F*ck Off Mode"
🔥 "This Coloring Book is Cheaper Than Therapy"
🔥 "I'm Not Angry, I'm Just Coloring Aggressively"
🔥 "One Email Away From Losing It"
🔥 "Pretending to Have My Shit Together"
🔥 "Rage Coloring is My Cardio"
🔥 "Too Pissed Off to Meditate"
🔥 "Stress Relief: Coloring Edition"
🔥 "I'm Not Overreacting, You're Underreacting"
🔥 "Adulting is Bullshit"
🔥 "This is Fine... It's Not Fine"

Perfect For:

• Perpetually pissed off adults who embrace their rage
• Stress relief seekers who hate toxic positivity
• Sarcastic personalities with a dark sense of humor
• Anxiety and anger sufferers needing creative outlets
• People tired of fake wellness culture and meditation pressure
• Busy professionals dealing with workplace rage
• Parents at their wit's end with chaos
• Anyone tired of pretending they're fine
• Dark humor lovers who appreciate brutal honesty
• Creative individuals seeking cathartic expression
• Introverts who need aggressive alone time
• People with depression or anxiety seeking honest coping
• Coworkers bonding over shared frustration
• Anyone who's ever thought "I'm about to lose it"

Why This Coloring Book Stands Out:

Zen Mode? More Like Fck Off Mode* rejects toxic positivity and embraces authentic emotion. This coloring book:
✓ Validates anger and frustration
✓ Celebrates dark humor as coping
✓ Offers judgment-free creative outlet
✓ Uses profanity as empowerment
✓ Acknowledges that meditation isn't for everyone
✓ Provides healthier alternative to destructive coping
✓ Celebrates real life, not Instagram fantasy
✓ Combines stress relief with honest expression

Features:

📖 30 pages of sarcastic designs - Plenty of rage to color through
✏️ Premium quality pages - Thick paper for markers, pencils, crayons
🎨 Single-sided designs - No bleed-through with any medium
💬 Sweary affirmations - Profanity as empowerment
🖍️ Varied complexity - Designs for all skill levels
🔥 Aggressive patterns - Designs matching your mood
📏 Durable binding - Built for intense coloring sessions
🎁 Gift-ready - Perfect for fellow rage-filled friends

Coloring as Rage Management:

✓ Healthier than punching walls
✓ More productive than stress-eating
✓ Better than aggressive texting
✓ Cheaper than therapy (though not a replacement)
✓ Legal alternative to workplace rage
✓ Creative outlet for pent-up frustration
✓ Meditative without the "zen" pressure
✓ Cathartic and colorful

Perfect Occasions:

🎁 Birthday gift for perpetually pissed friends
🎁 "I see your rage and I validate it" gift
🎁 Workplace stress relief gift
🎁 Parental burnout gift
🎁 "You're allowed to be angry" gift
🎁 Gag gift for fellow rage-filled humans
🎁 Self-care for cynics
🎁 Honest mental health gift
🎁 "This is better than your other coping mechanisms" gift
🎁 Dark humor appreciation gift

Great Gift For:

What Angry Colorers Are Saying:

"Finally, a coloring book that doesn't make me want to gag on positivity."

"This is exactly what I needed—permission to be angry and creative."

"I'm coloring 'F*ck Off Mode' and it's the most therapeutic thing I've done all week."

"This book validates everything I've been feeling."

"Best gift I've ever received—it's like this was written for me."

Grab Your Coloring Tools and Your Favorite Strong Drink

Color your way to something that resembles inner peace—because let's be honest, you're never going to meditate. Release all that pent-up frustration, rage, and "I'm about to lose it" energy one colorful curse word at a time. This is your permission slip to be angry, sarcastic, and creative all at once.

Because sometimes the best therapy is aggressive coloring and dark humor.

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